areasofmyexpertise: ATTENTION residents of the city of Chicago.  AS YOU KNOW, tonight’s END IS NIGH show at the Second City ETC. stage is SOLD OUT. HONESTLY I WISH we could do a second show for you, but time simply will not allow it.  HOWEVER, I am going to be signing books in the lobby AFTER the show, and NO ONE CAN STOP YOU FROM BOTHERING ME THERE. AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM SINGING.  I am told that the BOOK STALL will have extra copies of THAT IS ALL to sell to you; or you may simply bring your own copy by the lobby of the SECOND CITY ETC theater at 1608 N. Wells and I WILL SIGN THESE THINGS FOR YOU.  DO NOT COME BY BEFORE 9:30.  AS AN ADDED BONUS TO YOU, at 10PM, I will play LA VIE EN ROSE on the ukulele. And if you pray to the sasquatch god, I bet you anything JOHN RODERICK, a surprise guest (!), will sing it with me.  PLUS, did I mention tonight that there is EVEN ANOTHER SURPRISE GUEST? I may have actually announced this guest, but as we are SOLD OUT anyway and I no longer need to trade on his name, I will simply say HE IS GREAT and a NATIVE CHICAGOAN.  THAT IS ALL.  I love that Hodgman digs Malort.

areasofmyexpertise:

ATTENTION residents of the city of Chicago. 

AS YOU KNOW, tonight’s END IS NIGH show at the Second City ETC. stage is SOLD OUT.

HONESTLY I WISH we could do a second show for you, but time simply will not allow it. 

HOWEVER, I am going to be signing books in the lobby AFTER the show, and NO ONE CAN STOP YOU FROM BOTHERING ME THERE.

AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM SINGING. 

I am told that the BOOK STALL will have extra copies of THAT IS ALL to sell to you; or you may simply bring your own copy by the lobby of the SECOND CITY ETC theater at 1608 N. Wells and I WILL SIGN THESE THINGS FOR YOU. 

DO NOT COME BY BEFORE 9:30. 

AS AN ADDED BONUS TO YOU, at 10PM, I will play LA VIE EN ROSE on the ukulele. And if you pray to the sasquatch god, I bet you anything JOHN RODERICK, a surprise guest (!), will sing it with me. 

PLUS, did I mention tonight that there is EVEN ANOTHER SURPRISE GUEST? I may have actually announced this guest, but as we are SOLD OUT anyway and I no longer need to trade on his name, I will simply say HE IS GREAT and a NATIVE CHICAGOAN. 

THAT IS ALL. 

I love that Hodgman digs Malort.

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    Some fun facts about Jeppson’s Malort: -It is (unfortunately)...college students...
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    Hodgman digs Malort.
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