Something like “DOORS CLOSING PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BOARD” would have been funnier, but welcome to Twitter nevertheless, CTA.
Well, that’s kind of a bummer.
At the risk of totally ripping off Beachwood’s “20 Tweets” series, here’s Billy’s last five tweets.
1) Landed in Chi to be on ABC TV’s @WindyCityLIVE 9a TMRW (& every Thurs)! Set ur DVR?! Got fun guests & things to share w/u! RT
2) @cassandrakk @allysereda get ur info to @Amy_Shah and maybe we can highlight on @aChicagoThing.com !
3) @steveGOgreen @TapItSocial @Platinumevent @NetUpNow landed from Europe.. Let’s meet up nxt wk- Let my asst @KatieRoseCronin know what works
4) Skipped hundreds in immigration line coming home from Paris w/my “Global Entry” pass- google- get 1- nice ppl- its a must! RT
5) In air from France to Chi for my Thurs 9a segment on ABC’s “@WindyCityLive!!” Gonna watch!?
It’s like trying to translate morse code sent by a 6th-grader.
